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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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Pandamomma 2

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Your kid is awesome

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Comments (320)

jonnypoopsies 3

yo it's like your son heard them as well, then puked on em then looked at you for some sort of high five. This... This is a win

PeachiePrincess 16

Who are they to judge your parenting skills? Your kids reaction was hilarious and done with perfect timing.

randomkat820 8

they deserve it, non of their buisness how you raise your son :)

rocker_chick23 27

Your son is awesome.

davincidasecond 24

Your child is a gem.

joanna1995 20

I wish there was a "that's awesome" option

nikkiluvzglen 16

Your kid is awesome

Meanmommy02 11

They deserve it!!! Go baby! At 4 months you are not spoiling your kid they can't walk duh

brittyboo123 35

Your child is great.

ShellyLahey 14

How is this an FML, other than the woman behind you being stupid? That kid is awesome.