Pandamomma
Dunn, United States
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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brainymes 30
Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!
pratikp03 22
Your kid is awesome
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leonlee2002 10
Good job kid!
1jordan1 11
What the hell? Show me a four month old that can walk, then they can talk shit.
FatherofTime87 18
Ma'am that is a win
lionhead29 9
smart kid
atiggerx33 6
That is awesome! Why wouldn't you be carrying your child? What are your options, push both a shopping cart and a stroller or put the 4 month old in the filthy germ invested cart (seriously with how many children sit in those things they're disease nests, most stores don't wipe them at the end of the day either) where if he doesn't get sick, he'll probably slam his head off the front or the back of it since he doesn't have very strong muscles yet. Plus the damn kid is 4 months, this is one of his first experiences at a store, it's loud and full of strangers, probably all in all a bit scary, I'd be holding my kid too to give him some comfort.
dabears1011234 27
Thats why you put him in the little seat in the shopping cart!
DewIchigo 17
Your baby is an epic tiny one
catanita 18
Smart child. How you spoil a baby by carrying him with you? I like going all over with my 3 years old.
Osyx 20
As much as I feel your pain having to apologize for that, I must say that this is one of the most funniest FMLs I've read for a while! :)
amarie2009 22
That kid is going places!!