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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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Pandamomma 2

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Your kid is awesome

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Comments (320)

superjewguy 19

your kid is my hero

RabidLimaBeans 16

This is the opposite of an FML moment

katie_1812 4

That's actually really funny

cheflife 7

That is just plain awesome

obviousalias 3

Ummm, this sounds like a win, not an FML. If it were true, that is.

AcidicNerdyChick 6

They deserve it

droln4maltesers 8

I believe your son just did a YDI on them... I mean seriously he's 4 months old! What? Did they expect him to walk already?

hoffman136 18

Don't know what to rate this as this was just epic karma! A four month old needs to be held. Stupid old lady

crazycatlady1192 5

that's awesome. your baby defended you

kparker88 6

haha that's awesome ^_^