Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
Pandamomma
Dunn, United States
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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.
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brainymes 30
Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!
pratikp03 22
Your kid is awesome
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Witchylady 18
Some people should mind their own business. The baby is only four months old. Give the kid a break. The baby knows how to stand his ground. Projectile vomit. Fabulous!!!!
lvg_fml 10
Good for him. Carry your baby as much as you can. It shows him love. Babies cannot be spoiled by too much love.
bpickett18 16
This is not an FML. This is a proud parent moment.
zachtheillest 1
Talk shit, get spit
tribec 3
The old people deserved it. They should keep there mouths shut.
lmbachman 23
Good for him!!
travislemoine 7
That's not bad. The older bitch deserved it. I'd buy my kid candy for doing that shit
sbarua219 17
He's four months old...god damn give the kid and his mom a break
samfaithcross 9
HAHAHAHAHA this is perfect
likice93 7
So funny