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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Pandamomma tells us more.

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

Your kid is awesome

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Some people should mind their own business. The baby is only four months old. Give the kid a break. The baby knows how to stand his ground. Projectile vomit. Fabulous!!!!

Good for him. Carry your baby as much as you can. It shows him love. Babies cannot be spoiled by too much love.

This is not an FML. This is a proud parent moment.

zachtheillest 1

Talk shit, get spit

The old people deserved it. They should keep there mouths shut.

Good for him!!

That's not bad. The older bitch deserved it. I'd buy my kid candy for doing that shit

sbarua219 17

He's four months old...god damn give the kid and his mom a break

samfaithcross 9

HAHAHAHAHA this is perfect

likice93 7

So funny