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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Pandamomma tells us more.

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

Your kid is awesome

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Good! They deserved it!

That's awesome!

He can't even walk yet how does she expect this 4 month old to get around? Levitation?

Good - they need to mind their business

Well earned response, they both need to shut the hell up.

He said he's got mommy's back !

ajdmama123 2

I find that awesome! way to go baby!

Kr1ket927 15

I'm just loling at #90 that said a 4 month old can "barely walk."

Ur life doesn't suck! Ur kid is already awesome at 4 months! U r so blessed! Those old people should mind their damn business and that's what they get

Karma's a bitch, yet sweet sweet victory for baby and mum!