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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Your kid is awesome

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Comments (320)

kingoftheawkward 5

Son, you're a genius!!!

ckcknight 13

This is no FML this is an "I have an awesome kid who puked in a lady who should have been minding her own damn business!"

xnemesis1981 15

Your kid rocks!

lemonade94 1

how is that an fml??? thats awesome

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Instant karma for being a nosy bitch

Ziggy114 4

Its bad to have to much contact, but you have to have it as well. Like right after you give birth you have the child in your arms for an hour. Because that contact like makes attachment.

Saikon1357 25

Only 4 months old and already an awesome kid. Way to go OP, keep it up.

kev1029 22

Good for your son! That'll teach em

faireanjell 5

Your baby is AWESOME!!