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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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Pandamomma 2

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Your kid is awesome

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Comments (320)

thorssin 8

Best baby award goes too... OP'S BABY!!!

juanschwartz 18

Your child is awesome.

thestoryofmylyf 20

I love your son!

maigan332 14

I wish some people would mind their own business

kacironi 13

that's the best thing I've ever heard

Nat52482 25

You show em baby!

bombielol 20

way to go baby :)!

_Badluckbrian_ 5

That baby is going places

Kayjose 8

good baby