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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Your kid is awesome

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Comments (320)

harrypotter4evur 15

Your son is going to grow up to be the payback king, you should be proud.

PrimeRibYum 10

I wish we could do that as adults and get away with it :)

Ziggy122 15

Well, seeing as four-month-olds can't even crawl, let alone walk yet, I see no problem in carrying them...

Orhugs 11

THEY deserved it!

chrisdw93 4

Hey if they want to talk like they're his parents they can get puked on like they are too.

maram500 1

I...I don't see an option to high-five your son. If he was my son, he'd have earned ice cream for a year. Or at least a shiny new toy. Short version: I love your son.

Arwen_Evenstar 37

If you're breastfeeding, you pass all those antibodies straight into said child. Obviously a lot of people don't breastfeed, especially not until the 6 month mark, but that's the biology behind it.

Red56 4

Give that kid a medal

idioticmess 15

button should be here for 'parenting done right!'