Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
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txgirl2013 14
Ah...time for the birds and bees talk...along with a spelling lesson..
SCREAM4meeee 0
meh, sometimes I get tired of looking at girls so some nice looking grills get me pretty excited...
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ogplusog 4
Depending on your settings, he found it with 'nude grills'. Hide yo Sears catalogues!
Arch27 27
Well, obviously we have a GRILLER in Lincoln Park. He’s climbin’ in your kitchens, he’s snatchin’ your porkchops up, tryin’ to grill ‘em. So y’all need to hide your grills, hide your spice, and hide your T-bones cause they’re grillin’ everybody out here.
EvilDave 13
He is your kid, so YDI. Especially as he may have dyslexia and you didn't even consider that possibility.
1molinamatt 5
Atleast he's straight lol
jabee8 0
maybe he was looking to buy a clean BBQ grill for your birthday ... who knows?
marinaim 17
Or, he just /really/ fancies Bear Grylls and still can't spell.
brooklynnlee 1
lmao
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
wait till he spells girls right, finds actual ****, and THEN bust him. ? cant bust him for intentions...
jbong 0
im suprised he knos how to spell nude,hot, and grills
jacobmasterdebai 1
tell him to go to www.pornhub.com it's awesome you don't even have to sign up
Mipz 2
you'd think he would figure it out when he got pictures of barbeques... what a moron.