Today, at our wedding reception, my new husband kept telling his buddies how he’s gonna “fuck my brains off” on our honeymoon and give me the best wedding gift ever - a pearl necklace on my chest. They all roared with laughter. He doesn’t understand why I’m upset and refusing to consummate our marriage right now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, it was my wedding night. My new wife decided that she was going to be “asexual” because “there are other ways to show your love without sex” and “If you wanna bust a nut, that’s what your hand is for.” She had the nerve to be confused as to why I am upset. FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML
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TomeDr 25
Did it ever occur to you that someone might prefer to keep their sex life private? Her husband is an ass for talking about her that way.
TomeDr 25
His lack of respect for you is astonishing.
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Comments (6)
Justkidding100 41
A. you obviously knew you were marrying a vulgar man when you went through with it. if not why didn't you know your fiance? and B. he wants to **** you... is that REALLY such a bad thing? you really want to do something that can actually legally invalidate your marriage because he wants to **** you? he SHOULD want to **** you! you're his wife
Crowned Sataness 12
starting off your marriage being a prude isn't going to go well for you
TomeDr 25
Did it ever occur to you that someone might prefer to keep their sex life private? Her husband is an ass for talking about her that way.
emmalou 19
Eww Do not file that marriage certificate. Do not ignore and put up with this. Find someone who shows you respect When ur not around. That's disgusting low value man behavior.
dreams2383 20
what did you think was going to happen on the wedding night? you ****. that's what consummate the marriage means
TomeDr 25
His lack of respect for you is astonishing.
D J's MOM 17
all of the negative comments are sounding. it's possible that you've never heard his nasty conversations with them before. that is the ONE special day that he should be extra respectful with you. (always actually). I wouldn't have sex either and maybe consider an annulment.