Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
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txgirl2013 14
Ah...time for the birds and bees talk...along with a spelling lesson..
SCREAM4meeee 0
meh, sometimes I get tired of looking at girls so some nice looking grills get me pretty excited...
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iAmScrubs 19
He must have found some pretty erotic barbeque grills. Maybe there was even some steak on them.
ixheartxyou 1
LOL
wdlabrat 0
Or maybe they were filled with weiners
hankwareagle 0
atleast he isnt looking up hot gruys and nude gruys
cutiepie343 7
That was an epic win.
teh_uber_muffin 3
I found this to be sub-par. Nice attempt, though.
fatcow282 8
lol
CaramelRainbows 2
Hot grills? Nude grills? I think barbecues will be my favorite foods from now on. Tasty!
iAmScrubs 19
Those must have been some pretty erotic backyard barbecues he found. Did the grills have steaks on them by any chance?
coltsrock37 15
miss
hmac1717 0
Killed your own joke......
jmelsha11 11
Yeah...
Ugi 27
Hot grills! Your son just wants a BBQ over the summer! Nothing wrong with that. ;-)
Climaxx 11
Just don't freak when he tries to tell you he got the computer pregnant.
x_KL_x 7
Perhaps he's just a Barbecue enthusiast.
DjeePee 25
I'm more concerned about a twelve year old who is unable to spell 'girls' then I am about the ****. Boys are sooner interested in sex than girls, and even I, curious as I was, searched for **** when I was twelve. It's completely natural nowadays.
brii143 3
I was 13 haha XD
preppychicka97 0
I was 13 to! ;p
bankrupt 15
No 23, you are exactly right. It's far worse that this dumb shit of a kid can't spell 'girl' than he is interested in sex. He's what, in about sixth or seventh grade? I think that's about when the gonads kick in. Normal, absolutely normal. 'Girl,' however, is a first grade reading level word. This moron can't read at a first grade level. That's utterly pathetic.
a_nutritionist 10
...i was 10 :(
Absurd101 0
i was 9 o~o
HoboWithACondom 8
The "he's just 12 and looking for ****" thing is pretty common actually. As for the spelling thing, may i suggest speaking to his teacher about it.
Tesaatje 12
Maybe he just love to barbecue