Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
txgirl2013 14
Ah...time for the birds and bees talk...along with a spelling lesson..
SCREAM4meeee 0
meh, sometimes I get tired of looking at girls so some nice looking grills get me pretty excited...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (300)
Person1233 13
I would be more concerned about the grill marks on his meat.
TheDrummingResul 0
Who randomly checks their history? Overbearing much?
FrancisMX3 6
Checking the search history isn't that unusual.
dogsandmice 0
that naailpolish is not your color):
MaskedAspen 6
maybe he just really likes barbecues ..
snapperhead 0
at least he's not trolling for nude giys.
loserman67 36
Is your son overweight? He might be getting all chubbed up looking at the newest Webber and dreaming about sizzling steaks. Maybe he jacks it while looking at the hamburgers in the freezer - be careful, that may not be mayo your spreading on your sandwich!
treeson 0
lol hot grills
laden_swallow09 35
So, do you now understand what us Grammar Nazis are fighting against?? XD
sara_saturday 5
*we, not us
Baagsbaseball 5
^win^
sammyjo06 14
Burn XD.
wriptidez 0
put a filter on ur computer that blocks out **** sites. also talk with him and work this out now before it gets worse. no internet would work
Connor_Williams 2
nooo
jmelsha11 11
Really? You must be a parent or something. Us 13 year olds need our supply of ****, because without it, we will die and shrivel up into pieces of crusty, mold bearing cloth.
iJiZinURsis 1
all kids do it eventually