Today, on my way to my job interview, the man who was supposed to be interviewing me slammed into my car because he wasn’t paying attention. He fired me for raising his insurance premiums. I got fired before getting the job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I was fired for not having a reliable mode of transportation. I’ve only had to take the bus recently because three days ago, my boss’s son was messing around in the parking garage, lost control, and totaled my car. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML
Today, I was promoted as an auditor at an insurance company. After finding 9 compliance violations and over $15,000 returned incorrectly, I reported them to my manager. She blamed me for all the mistakes and fired me. These mistakes happened two years before I was employed with the company. FML
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Top comments
Zekfen 17
When you sue him, make sure you throw in suing for lost wages also!
Kitiara521 24
You probably don't want to hear this, but for the record, on the bright side you don't have to work for that jerk.
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Comments (18)
Zekfen 17
When you sue him, make sure you throw in suing for lost wages also!
jordss 19
Yep, that’s a shafting
Kitiara521 24
You probably don't want to hear this, but for the record, on the bright side you don't have to work for that jerk.
RichardPencil 32
On the bright side, you can file for unemployment. Also, find a lawyer who does both personal injury and wrongful termination — your payday from litigation may be much bigger than any you’d have from working.
ChromoTec 24
He must have jumped to a smashing conclusion!
John Nemeth 14
Forest Gump “it happens” Hippie “what? shit?.” Forest Gump “sometimes”
tounces7 28
I would speak to his supervisor. I'm sure they'd LOVE to know that their interviewer is hitting people with his car and then disqualifying them based on that. I mean the very fact it happened alone is going to put him in some hot water.
Inkoseh 33
Honestly, call the company and let them know. A hiring manager isn't someone you'll be working with, and the company should know that it's employee is losing hire-ees due to negligence.
Lobby_Bee 18
Ask for your severance pay. It's your right, fight for it!
dwight7476 11
Sounds like he was at fault and he shouldn’t have been on the road at that time he should have been at work sue him for not hiring you