Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit off with a guy I met on Tumblr, and we moved to Discord to chat. We're just friends, but have things in common. Then I accidentally called him while he was driving by clicking the wrong button, because I forgot how to search things up. Now he thinks I'm a creep. Time to build my walls back up again. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, after years of loneliness, I met the most amazing girl on Omegle. We spoke for ages and really clicked. But before either of us could exchange numbers, I lost my internet connection and her along with it. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
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iTiger_fml 0
chat rouletteing huh
Freeze_fml 17
I want to see an FML from his point of view.
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denbeste 3
WIN!
benen 0
I agree with number one I've been on there and the number one rule is don't give out information
99Rage 0
There's nothing wrong with talking to people through chats. do we not do the same thing on FML? stop being hypocritical. the only surefire way to get "ass raped" is if you're a moron who gives out your info. personally I met my fiancee through a chat. and guess what? we're due to get married in a few months. still, i'd watch it. stalkers be creepin, they always be peepin.
asdf7739 0
"personally I met my fiancee through a chat. and guess what? we're due to get married in a few months." Yes, that's what fiance means.
deathcab7 0
haaha^
KookyCookie 0
No it doesn't mean that. It means you can marry them whenever ^_^ Small detail that I picked out, but oh well xD
pandemic_fml 0
I met my husband on Facebook via fake accounts made for entertainment. We've been together going on three years now. Not EVERYONE on the internet is a creepasaurus... But most are, so be careful!
coltsluvr123 2
could be fate. dude might be a rapist...
isreal 0
you a dumb ass u could have got killed It might have been your father
jdizl 0
awww....sry ur life got F-uped. be happy u didnt get rapped.
CyclonePsycho 1
Wrapped? Wrapped in what? I hope it's Christmas wrapping paper! Unless you mean rapped as spoken lyrics. Yeah, gangsta rap is a tragedy. :-D
petrapumpkinhed 3
shut up youre ruining this site for me. wish i could filter you
pleasenopuffin 0
ha agreed
MQ_was_here 0
@ Snickerdoodke and anyone agreeing w/ her post: Normally that would make sense but this particular site is via webcam. Meaning they both knew how they looked. Kthanksbye.
bihero 0
dun trust anyone on the internet.... trust meeeeeee