Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit off with a guy I met on Tumblr, and we moved to Discord to chat. We're just friends, but have things in common. Then I accidentally called him while he was driving by clicking the wrong button, because I forgot how to search things up. Now he thinks I'm a creep. Time to build my walls back up again. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, after years of loneliness, I met the most amazing girl on Omegle. We spoke for ages and really clicked. But before either of us could exchange numbers, I lost my internet connection and her along with it. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
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iTiger_fml 0
chat rouletteing huh
Freeze_fml 17
I want to see an FML from his point of view.
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MrTeabag420 0
calm your nipples man
ZombieBunnies 0
Ya, don't get your nipple hair all twisted over this dude. =D
deadsrs 0
so quick to jump ship eh snick? Hey we should keep in touch.
Kylias 6
Chatroulette ftw.
Aceage 0
I second this :D
MadaZer0 8
How do you know I'm not a pedophile Snick! >:D The pedobear behind me should prove something! Now lets go play dress up >XP This nipple talk is really shooting :P You can suck on nipples and gain holy milk/soma Then use an element like iron and turn it into a scythe-like weapon and attack other milk drinking, element using bitches :P If anyone got that nipple talk then... Kudos for you!
Jade94_fml 0
FYL for using Chatroulette. It's basically asking to be raped.
strandedinalimo 0
Maybe that was what she was asking for!
paul924 0
he doesn't wanna talk to u, u did the best thing by accidentally leaving, u saved yourself cops and pressing charges, also alot of blood
preet_kills 0
lol, I agree, FYL for using chatroulette !
kibblesnbits1053 0
ah..chatroulette...how I loathe thee.
GodBarack 5
^This
Zusee1234 0
Im guessing its omegle???