Today, I’ve been in mama bear mode, fiercely defending my 20 year-old son against several slanderous paternity claims. Good news; one test came back negative. Bad news; five others came back positive. Now none of the girls wants me to see my grandchildren because I sided with my boy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I got pregnant 22 years ago and my husband became way too overprotective, to the point where he became a right pain in the ass, I’m now accidentally pregnant again. It turns out my now 22-year-old son is almost as bad as his dad was. Now I’ve got two of the sods to deal with. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my mother continues to go see my ex's son and encourage her to get more child support from me. They both say that because I signed the birth certificate, that makes that baby mine. I don't think he is, and I'm currently with someone else, with my first real son on the way. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, in the middle of my divorce, I got paternity tests for both my sons. God must hate me. My eldest son, a criminal currently in prison who I utterly despise, is my biological son, whereas my youngest, who makes me proud every day to be his father, is not my biological son. FML
Today, after an ex let me know I have a 19 year old-son. I was beyond excited so I spent the weekend with them and I can tell you now, the boy is a complete prick, and I prefer to continue to claim I’m childless rather than admit I fathered that arrogant, rude, selfish, entitled little shit. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, six years after I gave up my newborn to my sister to raise, I finally told him I’m his real mom. In response, my sister took out a restraining order against me and blocked all forms of contact. The entire family has sided with her. FML
Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out that my grandson is actually my stepson, my son is his half-brother, and my soon to be ex-husband impregnated our son’s wife, who’s a third his age. Yet somehow my slimy ex is the victim in all this because our son beat him to a bloody pulp while I did nothing to stop it. FML
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ellenness 14
"that's not my grandchild!"... "why won't you let me see my grandchild?!" 🤦♀️
DLBL 23
Your boy knocked up 5 girls? Ew. He better get a good job to support all those children.
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Comments (9)
angus 17
You’re an idiot.
ellenness 14
"that's not my grandchild!"... "why won't you let me see my grandchild?!" 🤦♀️
DLBL 23
Your boy knocked up 5 girls? Ew. He better get a good job to support all those children.
tiptoppc 21
It’s no longer slander if it’s true. You made this failure of a human, then tried to make excuses for his **** ups? You are a real piece of crap…
SAgirl 23
Reprimand your son and Go apologize profusely! Then you might stand a chance.
Hangryko 32
You toxic boy moms are the worst.
TomeDr 25
“Several” claims should have told you something. One claim could be an angry woman who is trying to screw up someone’s life. SIX women with the same claim, though?? Yeah, you had your head in the sand in this case.
insertusernamehere 8
Not slanderous after all.
JasonThorn 23
Your son is an alley cat in heat, OP.