Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hit off with a guy I met on Tumblr, and we moved to Discord to chat. We're just friends, but have things in common. Then I accidentally called him while he was driving by clicking the wrong button, because I forgot how to search things up. Now he thinks I'm a creep. Time to build my walls back up again. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, after years of loneliness, I met the most amazing girl on Omegle. We spoke for ages and really clicked. But before either of us could exchange numbers, I lost my internet connection and her along with it. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
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iTiger_fml 0
chat rouletteing huh
Freeze_fml 17
I want to see an FML from his point of view.
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lilubird 0
what happened to real live people? I weep for our next generation.
oOkainOo 0
yeah ur lucky u don't know shit about these people and ur gonna hit it off with him,he's telling u what u Wanamaker hear, then he comes and kills u
countjazzy 0
Ha, I moderated this one on "Moderate the FMLs"
Zephryne 3
That's what OMEGLE does to you :]
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
Definitely OMEGLE! For all the dumbasses for said Chatroulette, you're WRONG because on chatroulette, if you dont have your cam on most people wont even talk to you. Omegle makes the most sense out of everything.
applebee_16 0
I do believe that would be omegle even though it's bad to talk to strangers like that not every single person out there is a sexual predator. just be very careful. I understand ur fml though
mn_mpls 0
ydi for being a meth addict
iFellytone 0
It couldn't have been Omegle cause it asks you twice before disconnecting (disconnecting, not nexting). Chatroulette however has a next and no confirmation
pepokish 0
Dear Christ. What is WITH all of the negative responses, lately? For crying out loud, are you people really that pessimistic? It's not bad to talk to strangers, you bunch of five year old technophobes. Talking to strangers on the internet is exactly like talking to strangers in real life. There's no reason why two mature adult's can't make friends on the internet. It's a gamble on the internet, it's a gamble in real life. The guy sitting at the bar next to you COULD be slipping something into your drink, and the guy standing behind you at the supermarket COULD be hiding a knife under his jacket. But that's not something you assume, is it? Guess what? I met my fiancee on an art website four years ago. Now we live together. And -- gasp -- I was never raped, nor killed in an absurd fashion! The only reason internet rapists seem so prevalent is because it's so shocking, not because it's happening all the time. Calm down. OP, FYL.
lilubird 0
you mad? he mad.
Ultimate_Cynic 0
It's certainly something that I assume. Never take your eyes off your drink, and never go out in public unarmed.
coffeefiend 0
^ lol