Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls came up behind me and pulled my pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
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PuffDaddy395 3
Are the kids studying astronomy? Maybe study of the stars, sun, and your moon?
TrueTriage 16
Sounds like you need to ask the parents for a raise... And maybe a leash
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Comments (127)
bones_17 5
Sometimes I wrap toilet paper around my penis and pretend it's a ghost.
epic13 12
Probably a tiny ghost.
iRoc46n2 4
12, I have to admit that's one of the weirdest ******* things I've ever heard of. How the hell did you come with that idea?
janerose21 3
This when you call ghostbusters to sort it out!!
ally123123 2
Haha funny funny
ImmaB3AST 7
It's like Casper. It will never play with any of the other ghosts.
NOOBSQUAD 0
No i bet this ghost likes the other ghosts.
matthewiverson 7
Where do I recognize tht pic From?
NOOBSQUAD 0
Who's picture?
leadawg75 12
Wtf? So irrelevant. So so so irrelevant.
steph8391 11
Would that make ur girlfriend "ghost rider"?
esines 9
Casper the 4 inch ghost
Allysmo 6
That's weird
superswagbro 7
Gotta love kids. And the random people that pull your pants you.
TheSmoothDude 10
I'm sure no one pulls your pants down.
dheunwj 3
Sucks
Rowdey 10
Blows
BradTheBrony 19
Preforms Oral Sex
kimg0885 23
First off I hope you were wearing underwear, second it's time to devise a highly elaborate payback... not sure yet but I'll let you know op.
emibear331 4
Hopefully it was just your pants not your underwear too! Either way it sucks to be you op.
Futacy 30
What are you gonna say if the parents walk in on that?
slicknick38 4
Belt?
Jaxx66 21
No. Babysitters should never strike the children. I disagree with a belt. Not with spankings, but NEVER discipline like that with someone else's kids.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Am I the only person that read that as OP should wear a belt next time? So the kids can't pull their pants down.
Jaxx66 21
No. The comment got edited it seems. It said a bit more than that or I'd of not replied. I think. >_< I might have read it with another commenter still in my head. Stupid pain killers. I blame them.
iCagetheElephant 6
56, I think 21 was referring to the OP using a belt to avoid getting pantsed.
jetsown08 21
56, you're right. A belt is WAY too low class. I prefer electric whips or cattle prods. Does the trick every time.
ceccles628 6
Was it a pain in the ass?
emeraldisle 30
Don't you just love babysitting?
Capt_Oblivious 10
Sometimes you just have to really put yourself out there to achieve those goals
Myo_fml 20
Are you even reading the sane FML?