Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls came up behind me and pulled my pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
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PuffDaddy395 3
Are the kids studying astronomy? Maybe study of the stars, sun, and your moon?
TrueTriage 16
Sounds like you need to ask the parents for a raise... And maybe a leash
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Comments (127)
weallfml 3
I saw that....
suri23 11
You need combat pay.
reject214 10
Do you shave?
johnnyboy7 5
Too bad i didn't get to see that :(
brandon3747 16
They deserve a slap
Riturz 4
Well it's not that bad as long as you're not wearing a thong or lacy lingerie or something.
br0ccoli 15
This is why you should always trim the bush and shave your legs year-round. Also, if your arms require a hairnets, it's best to shave those too.
worldclassrager 41
they are pretty good at organizing plans...and they did well...hope this is the last time you babysit them...
Axipiter 24
Put bear traps down where they usually sit to play XBox or Playstation. And cover the traps with leaves, so the kids won't notice them. This is your best course of action. Bear traps: Making the world a better place.
Devoo 7
Hope you had undies.