mac_miller55
Lansdowne, United States
Today, I was swimming with my friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, my hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out I had caressed the leg of an old man who had been swimming laps. He spent the next half hour creepily smiling at me. FML
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videokid2000 10
Well you're obviously meant to be together.
PuffDaddy395 3
That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.
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videokid2000 10
Well you're obviously meant to be together.
TrueTriage 16
A match made in heav- or the local pool
DontClickOnMe 28
I know, right? I wonder when their wedding will be.
Futacy 30
You should get his number... and use it to find his identity and report him to the police for sexual harassment.
HowAreYouToday 34
15, that's a bitch move.
lonkite101 14
15- Y? He obviously only did that because he thought she liked him..
Keliosan 6
Sexual harassment for smiling? I'd love to see that happen.
ImmaB3AST 7
20- They never said the gender. For all you know, he could be like Herbert from family guy.
lonkite101 14
45- if it was a guy, then it would be a WHOLE lot more awkwarder.
mac_miller55 2
I posted this and I am a girl
ImmaB3AST 7
That clears everything up.
_Oblivion_ 12
Isn't there supposed to be an "original poster" icon/wording under this chick's comment if it was her?
asoptavlo14 6
Probably not because they selected it to be anonymous; it would be pointless to say anonymous and then point out that that person commented on the FML.
missamazinggg 12
75- the gender is right next to the FML.
jetsown08 21
88- not this one. Wasn't specified until the OP posted a comment about it.
missamazinggg 12
89- scroll up to the FML and look to your right.
Zman2017 18
At least it wasn't his"third leg"
danielwilliams57 6
Gotta love creepy old men, eh?
HowAreYouToday 34
Literally.
lonkite101 14
Well, if anything, at least there old. If say, a bodybuilder did that, then you should obviously have a right to be scared.
emeraldisle 30
2 - this has nothing to do with your comment but I adore your profile pic. :]
lonkite101 14
27- I adore yours even more ;)
Dixbfloppin 11
I don't love creepy old men. Creepy old men love me.
Pixxio_O 11
'Hey I just met you, and you just stroked me, so here's my number, come home with me maybe?;)'
Rowdey 10
Yeah, you don't figuratively love creepy old men; you literally love creepy old men. Makes sense man.
PuffDaddy395 3
That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.
Legendoflaw 4
3- You really have a Justin B. haircut? My son just asked if he could have one...
poetrywriter12 6
Mmm, got yourself a catch there. Give him a smile back. He's the friendly neighbourhood pervert, he's safe!!!!
jetsown08 21
Or smile back so creepily he gets freaked out. To beat the creeps, you gotta out-creep them!
crazydudefrom90s 10
Sing the "call me maybe-creepy girl version"
KrayKrayGurl117 7
At least he's trying to stay in shape...
lonkite101 14
Yep, who cares if he's old or say looks funny. If he's healthy (swimming) and is friendly enough to smile, then he's a keeper.
mrshutcherson123 3
Haha let's hope he wasn't a rapist. Jk. but that's creepy!
lonkite101 14
It's like the beginning of either a horror movie.. Or a romantic comedy.
Rowdey 10
..or a porno
poppysoda 4
Made a new friend huh?
flutter4 7
Sounds like a hairy beast lol
subwaysurfers 13
A friend that wants to be more than friends ;)
momolee 4
Don't be rude. Smile back at the creeper. :)
ashtonlm 3
I would of hit my friend for pushing me under...
flutter4 7
Push your friend under
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
*would have But I completely agree with you.
comeatmebroo6254 1
Well alrighty then. One time an old guy was staring at me and he wouldn't look away. Every time I looked back he was staring. As soon as I told my friend and she looked back, he looked away though. So I can kind of relate. But , sorry for the creepy encounter!
COOL__Coal 12
Cool story bro ; )
you_failed 15
PLEASE don't tell it again.
Blackmail111 9
Are you sure it was his leg? Giggidy.
DKjazz 20
"Stroked his hairy leg"? Is that what kids are calling it now?
rattusrattus 19
Since when were penises hairy (beyond the base)?
lonkite101 14
41- implants? Maybe? Idk then
Blackmail111 9
41, penises can become very hairy if the hair is not trimmed. Dick hair can grow really long.
boating_guy 33
hair can definitely grow on the shaft... but personally, I shave mine
Zya_fml 8
Thank you for letting us know!..
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Lesson learned: never eat breakfast while reading FML comments. Now my yogurt doesn't taste so delightful.
Jamialia 5
It's giggity, Seth MacFarlane corrected so on his Twitter.
kate1238 9
It was his third leg...if you know what I mean