Today, I was at a dinner with my dad's girlfriend's family. I met this guy who I found kind of cute and tried to talk to him a couple times. To avoid talking to me he started playing his PSP. I could see the screen perfectly and the PSP was clearly off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go out with my family. As I was putting my phone in my purse, my father told me I wouldn't need it because we were going to spend 'quality time' together. The entire time I was there, everyone was staring at their phone. I was the only one without one. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML
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lostfaithinpppl 19
Learn to take a hint the first time. If he didn't want to talk to you the first and the second time, stop trying. Otherwise, you are just being annoying.
overrandom 4
He obviously felt he was still playing a better game.
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overrandom 4
He obviously felt he was still playing a better game.
The_Pleb 0
Hes vain, he was looking at himself through the psp, because when its off you can see your reflection... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmm i just know these things But YDI anyway for not making him a sammich!!!
mylifeisfedddddd 0
SXEPHIL FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The_Pleb 0
Why? dont you make your guy a sammich?? You should be ashamed
Muzzar 0
It's an LCD screen, its going to appear black from any angle other than directly in front of it. OP deserves it for being an idiot.
The_Pleb 0
Do you have a psp? I do and it does have a reflection you turnip
IgniteMe28 0
i'm with The_Pleb. dude always has the best solution to boy/girl problems.
Reyo 2
@OP: Take the hint?
goldenone 2
maybe he was just in a loading screen
Itasan 0
lol that sucks. He probably thought you were boring.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Learn to take a hint the first time. If he didn't want to talk to you the first and the second time, stop trying. Otherwise, you are just being annoying.
FYL_YDI_B 0
Ouch. He obviously didn't ant to talk to you xD
greenltrn2003 0
I know the feeling....I never ant to talk to anybody shit just bugs me.
fuzzyrat1 4
that sucks
CallMeHush 1
Would you like your rejection served verbaly the next time. Yes, for some reason I'm sure there will be a next time.
EatMyCrayonz 0
:P Take the hint and stfu.
PeopleRSoDumb 0
"Today, this ugly chick tried to hit on me at a family get together. She wouldn't take a hint, so I had to fake play my PSP to make her stop. FML."
IDeSeRVeDIT_Web 0
Thats more like it! _________________________________ www.ideservedit.tk
dedcircuit 0
Unless I'm reading this wrong, you tried to flirt with somebody in the same family as your dad's girlfriend. What if your dad got married? You'd be sleeping with a relative! Definitely deserve it for that.
perdix 31
Ouch, he'd rather play with himself than trying to get some play from you. His PSP was just as turned off as he was.
missmarley93 1
lmao hahaha nice way to put it