Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, while babysitting a 9-year-old boy, I stubbed my toe on a coffee table. I yelled, "SON OF A…" but managed to stop myself before saying the last part. The boy yelled, "You were gonna say bitch! I'm telling mom and dad!" and, despite my desperate attempts to dissuade him, he did just that. Guess who's fired. FML
Today, I was babysitting with my best friend, watching my one-year-old cousin. We thought it would be funny to say a bunch of swear words in front of him, since he didn't know how to talk. Five minutes later, guess what his first word was? And guess who won't be invited over for a while? FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
Today, my toddler repeated a very inappropriate word I'd said when I'd stubbed my toe. He chose to do this in the middle of a crowded supermarket, loudly, and repeatedly. Now the whole town probably thinks I have questionable parenting skills. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML
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Doortje 30
Ohhh she's going to **** you up. Teaching a little kid words like that, how ******* dare you?
juturnaamo 29
Accidentally stub your toe. Say Grosh! Or something equally silly. Act stunned and say 'Please don't tell your mom I said Grosh! Im in so much Groshing trouble...'
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Comments (108)
Fsvb 32
I don't get why words can be such a big deal. **** is just a 4 letter word.
RandOmPhyXiO 5
Put him in time out and tell him he is not a loud to say that
IronMaiden45 0
just say a friend came over and that they told you to open the f-ing door.
RandOmPhyXiO 5
Put him in time out and tell him he is not a loud to say that maybe he will get scared to say it again*
margie4peace 11
Both your comments have "a loud" in them. Guess what? It's one word. Either "allowed", meaning permitted, or "aloud", meaning out loud. This has been Basic English For Dummies. Have a nice day!
Sienna420 4
Well he's going to learn that word sometime but you deserve it OP.
afulks78 11
UHM don't swear in front if kids. DUMBASS
Abdul888 16
Once I slipped a bad word which my little bro kept repeating even in front of my parents. So it was a lesson, and you should now take what happened as a lesson or don't babysit the kids.
faillover 0
well your ******* ******
badactor009 0
You are obviously not responsible enough to be trusted with our people's children. It is that simple.
jakeshade11 8
Make sure she pays you before the kid talks to her. Then ask for extra because you had to put up with his constant swearing