Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
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manb91uk 22
Yep, because this kid is clearly still her precious little snowflake. Personally I’d give this woman shit for letting her spoilt little shit run amok and destroy your dignity.
JasonThorn 23
"If your son thinks that is funny, that ship sailed a LONG time ago."
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JasonThorn 23
"If your son thinks that is funny, that ship sailed a LONG time ago."
RichardPencil 32
Tell her “Time’s Up” for her little bastard future rapist!
xXDemonWolfXx 13
That’s too far, kids do mean things doesn’t make them a rapist.
manb91uk 22
Yep, because this kid is clearly still her precious little snowflake. Personally I’d give this woman shit for letting her spoilt little shit run amok and destroy your dignity.
Lobby_Bee 18
Good, you can yell at the mother while you're at it.
CROSSBONEKIDD 7
That can get a kid expelled from school
CoyoteOldOne 17
Yeah. You're the one ruining his innocence. Meanwhile, she's teaching her kid that antisocial behavior is acceptable. Since "innocent" originally meant "not knowing right from wrong," it looks like she's working _really_ hard to preserve his innocence, at the cost of strangers being able to wear pants.
engineerosaurus 26
This is when you press charges for sexual assault, call your local family services agency, and sue the mom financially off the planet for her enabling behavior. Nobody should have to deal with that.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I'm willing to bet my paycheck that when he grows up and becomes a delinquent, his mother will cry crocodile tears while sobbing something along the lines of "Where did I go wrong?"
gobiteme2 34
When she opened her legs
DanielleinDC 34
Yep, when he's convicted of sexual assault in 15 or so years, his parents will bemoan at his sentencing hearing how hard this has been for the family.
ohsnapword 21
Fairly certain that constitutes as sexual harassment.
RichardPencil 32
Sexual assault, too.
ThrottleJockey 36
I'd backhand that little shit into next week.