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Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

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katt_is_here 24

Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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l_ 19

Best. Job. Ever.

THE_A_TEEN 28

"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"

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Comments (150)

iheartbewbies 0

That's the FIRST time I've heard of that happening.

storyofthemonth 0

It's halloween already? Wow, the years gone by fast.

bettyc4 26

Clever "first" comment

luvtheknot 6

I hope you finished with "use a steak knife, they work better."

Kyzahhh 7

Oh god bieber wigs that's putrid

KennKenn 0

It's only right you can find a Beiber wig in a Halloween store.

CCrunner2 0

That Is one of the most original FMLs I've seen

ThreeSheetsGone 12

You forgot to say "and set it on fire".

dre_bro11 12

OP, practice make perfect. We never know the day that person might actually meet JB.

RacerX1695 1

Omg I totally agree.

imjessicababy 0

What did his comment say?! It's moderated.. :(

l_ 19

Best. Job. Ever.

Zepset_fml 13

I second that. ;) Damn I'd love to have been the person hitting the wig with a pimp cane.

RawrNom 0

I was thinking the same thing! this should be. MLIA. awesome not average ;)

Driveshaft 5

That's no fml! That's the best sentence uttered in the history of forever!!!!

Georgieeporgiee 9

I want a ******* pimp cane!

Georgieeporgiee 9

I want a ******* pimp cane!

perdix 31

Were you to ashamed to admit that it was your own natural hair? The Beeb is not a good hairdo for a pudgy soccer mom -- no wonder you're getting hit with a pimp cane.

belkinbra 12

I think you are confused. Re-read the FML

FrostHeart 36

The bieber wig was part of the Halloween suits. OP didn't have it on

batman1024 0

re read the fml...... wow

FiestaInMyPants 8

He's not confused, it was a joke. :P

katt_is_here 24

I would hit myself with the pimp cane if I had that hair style.

perdix 31

Thanks for straightening me out on that one. With a 300-character limit it was hard to tell exactly where the wig was. I'm sure you look perfectly fetching in your Don Draper hairdo ;)

katt_is_here 24

Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.

Malibu87 2

PLZ help!!! your fml was hilarious. i couldn't read it to my boyfriend i was laughing so hard. I'm new to fml member site and i can't seem to add this fml to my favorites. can anyone help?

iBiteRoses 22

There's a little <3 looking thing in the lower-right corner of the original FML, click on it and wait a second and the <3 turns red, that means "Added to Favorites."

jake12221212121 4

Again what 88 said, it was a joke if you read perdix's description you will know. I love seeing comments from perdix

rattusrattus 19

Best. Sentence. Ever. Although someone needs to hit the actual Bieber with a pimp cane. Or put him in a pimp outfit for our entertainment.

Joey44 15

Someone does need to hit him with a pimp cane. And then with a sledgehammer, and then with a chainsaw, and then with a truck, and then with a nuclear bomb...

rattusrattus 19

Whilst he's wearing the stupid pimp outfit. I mean one that's horrifically tacky. Clashing colours, random patterns, manky faux fur and ridiculously overblown gold jewellery that goes green in the rain. And then put it on Youtube set to the Hallelujah chorus from Handel's Messiah.

Joey44 15

I definitely like this plan *gets Bieber-catching net*

zm0nster 2

bitch is invincible

yadisingh 5

:') these made me so happy to read. Just imagining them happening >:D

katt_is_here 24

If it was his pimp cane and his wig, I would have smiled and said, "Carry on." The FML is definitely the fact that I had to tell him to stop.

hollyleaf_fml 8

I like your profile picture. - a brony :)

THE_A_TEEN 28

"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"

Logomog 14

**** your life

ninjuh_wingman 29

Has it really gotten to the point where people are dressing up as pimps and justin bieber for halloween?

nolarboot 10

Yes. Yes it has.

False_Stupidity 42

Can you think of anything scarier?

Hannah_rox3 8

Hillary Clinton?

Gloritank 8

George W. Bush allowed a third term would be scarier.

dannyboy66 7

Haha i'd laugh it was a kid using the pimp cane what a future they would have :P

LlamaFlavoured 24

Why on earth would you tell them to stop? ;)

ikickgingers 15

11 - I was thinking the same. :D

NoNotTheFace 8

Can you blame him? The Bieber wig's pretty ******* creepy. I can remember having a nightmare where I woke up, went to the toilet, looked in the mirror and saw myself in a Bieber wig. Let's just say I woke up in a wet bed.

bill929 7

So what ur saying there is that u had a wet dream about Justin bieber. That's just wrong in so many ways.

saIty 17

Nah yo. I have wet dreams of Bieber's luscious hair. The way he flipped his hair back and fourth, and how it always seemed to go slow-mo. Wtf am I saying? I'ma shut up now.

NoNotTheFace 8

Yes. It means I had a wet dream about making love with a Bieber wig. And yes. I said 'making love'. Because I had intimate feelings with it and actually kissed the bitch unlike what they do in ****.