Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
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youdidwhatnow 0
Ew!
inmyroom 1
thats cute
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Comments (127)
lerosa 0
I would of yelled my lungs out! my god that's nasty!!!!:-/
shadow455 2
wtf is a mole rat i thought it was just a creature made for the fallout games this is aimed at 46
fmlstalker 0
eww!! i think i'ts impossible for me to sleep tonight without thinking of that!
joezgirly 0
oh my gawd thats downright disgusting!!!!!!!!!
ozymandias_fml 0
That's what you get when you are sleeping instead of cleaning. Once you no longer live in a filthy hovel, you can sleep. In the meantime, live with the consequences of your filth.
Coccinelle_fml 15
Iew!!!!
uncletr 0
New pet! You are so lucky!
TheNewGuy03 29
i would freak the hell out. the thing would be shot. punched, even. and i suppose the rats are different depending on where you live. for example, nutria rats. never good. eat anything, unsanitary, AND HUGE. |the kid|
SmilexStephx 0
bahahahahahahahahaha. that sucks.
what_the_fail 0
Rats are cute. I wouldve put it in a cage and named it nibbles.