Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
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youdidwhatnow 0
Ew!
inmyroom 1
thats cute
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Comments (127)
Darklunious 0
Argh! Hate rats, i've one in my attic. Cleanliness of your house has nothing to do with it, they just want somewhere warm to stay and if they find a way in they'll stay.
CharleneW 0
^This! It's bugging me how many people are saying YDI because they think that OP's house is dirty. My best friend lives really close to loading docks and every winter she has two or three rats find a way into her garage or house. Her house is spotless.. she gets up at 4am every day so she can clean, whether it needs to be done or not.
rogeriskira 5
true
the_raf 0
move out of jersey!
Person1233 13
The hell is that supposed to mean to the OP, who lives in NEW ZEALAND.
renaet 0
Jersey has a lot of rats just like New York....No one checks the OP's location. STFU
Pocahontas22_fml 0
23 and 49..... you are ignorant.
Rik_fml 0
WTF!!?!
lortay2468_fml 0
hahA!
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
yummy
nhougham 0
HAHA, imagine wakeing up with Master Splinter munching on your head!!!
Kami84 0
I love you. *Worships*
cofcgrad07 0
FAKE!
perdix 31
Are we talking literally about a rodent or about the scummy trashy guy you picked up in the bar last night?
shadow455 2
i think its literal chicks cant pick up guys in new zealand their too interested in the sheep
lxclark 17
Hey don't insult NZ :D
Wersome 13
Yeah your right, the guys in NZ shag sheep. They shag em and shag em then they ship em off to you! Think about that the next time the gravy's running down your throat!
Thund3rStruck_fml 0
I have a pet rat I love to pieces!!! I would freak if a found a wild one though...
Drea_Gucci 0
Ew i hate rats. that must of sucked!