Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML
Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML
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Slice_of_Life_fml 0
Mr. Jingles wanted you to take him to Mouseville
smirnoff1695 0
Awh nap buddies:)
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Comments (107)
TemporarySharpie 3
LOL FML!
Slice_of_Life_fml 0
Mr. Jingles wanted you to take him to Mouseville
Epic_Fail911 15
make him your pet
opendoorclosed 8
Sleep with mouse traps around you. I don't see how that could possibly go wrong.
Keyman1212 14
I bought Battlefield 3 yesterday at the midnight release, and you have to kill Mr. Jingles mid-mission on the campaign....
opendoorclosed 8
I need that game.... FMLackofcash.
fthislyfe 22
Oh God.... They are the scariest creatures in the world. Maybe it's just me but I'd rather see a zombie.
iliketurdles 7
Ahhh, the female population seriously become (even more?) unreasonable when it comes to rodents and bugs. A flesh eating zombie with super powers orrrrrr, extra emphasis on 'or', a tiny little mouse, who is more scared of you, than you are of it. Also bare in mind that in comparison to the mouse, you're like the size of the Eiffel tower. You're still more scared of the mouse aren't you?
funnyshitt 0
Wow i cant belive no one got that.Green mile one of the best movies
Amadeus_fml 8
I looooove that movie!
nalia18 8
Mice- tiny little things that eat up your stuff, bite you, scratch you, red beety eyes, and carry around disease And its hard to get rid of Or... Zombie- slow ass mother ******* that if there was an invasion we could capture easily or just shoot... Youra guy... Your suposed to be afraid of niether. Your still afraid of the zombie arent you...
lewk908 13
that movie made me sad then happy
satph 12
66- i LOVE that movie! one of the best of all time!
iliketurdles 7
93, I'm not supposed to be scared of anything? What kinda 12th century crap is that? If zombies do invade, it's not going to be a scene from Shaun of the Dead, where you outrun a few zombies and head to the Winchester and wait for till the whole thing to blow over. It's the dead alive. I guarantee you mice will be the last thing on your mind during a zombie apocalypse.
nalia18 8
Did you not hear me.... Ypu could get on with your life if there was an invasion... Slow.... They will fall apart before they reach the cemetary gates. Mice arent scary to me but they do scatch and ruin your stuff. I bet you could touch a zombie and it would become dust... And zombies are supposed to be a fictional being even though the thought ofit coming true might be unsettling mice are real... Oh and f u for the sexist comment on women... Ima girl and niether of those things freak me out
smirnoff1695 0
Awh nap buddies:)
m0tl3ycru3 0
He was there first
smirnoff1695 0
They can cuddle
MuziKMajoR 5
OP says what the hell happened last night
RecklessJellyBea 7
Mice love to cuddle.
Blazingcrono 6
...and I shall name him Mickey.
Streeet_hayley 6
Get Ratatouille to make you a sandwich
TemporarySharpie 3
I prefer rats. but that's just me.
Daralea 21
Rats are a lot more docile and caring. Mice can be aggressive little shitheads. -_-
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol. Really?
JapMASTER5000 0
When someone uses a technical term like ********, they have to be correct.
Daralea 21
I deal with them everyday...they are idiots
bubblepaarty 5
he was watching over you in your sleep . c:
ikickgingers 15
Nimh.
GraceKathryn97 0
No one knows what ur saying! None of ur coments make sense!
mk58 31
Your face doesn't make sense. You obviously haven't been reading enough of ikickgingers' comments.
mk58 31
Although, I'm not certain what ikickgingers is saying in this ONE comment... Perhaps referring to the National Institute of Mental Health?
ikickgingers 15
28 - Secret of Nimh... Google it and stfu. :)
GraceKathryn97 0
I wasn't meaning to be rude, I was just saying! Geez take a chill pill! :P live life!:)
perdix 31
Well, then please don't pick on Kicky because she makes references you don't get. You get her in a bad mood and I don't get my ass pix. Please apologize and say something nice this time.
Aishopa 6
Ur lucky he didnt decided to pee on u :p
sadistmonkey 19
Unless it did...