Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML
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Kryostrife 7
Aw poor rat he just wanted some love
Glowworm56 27
Yay, new pet!
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Kryostrife 7
Aw poor rat he just wanted some love
Yudith 28
So did you put the thing back in a cage?
Glowworm56 27
Despite all his rage?
Glowworm56 27
Yay, new pet!
thehaystackerine 20
I've had pet rats before. They can be really affectionate ?
Dave_Davington 34
I don't know. Can they?
ModerateComments 9
I had a pet rat as a kid and she liked hanging out on my shoulder. So kind of?
Scooter42 15
You are lucky. R.O.U.Ss are known to be very violent.
LittleRed79 39
Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exist...
Lobby_Bee 18
You might offend the rat calling it big, try calling it plus sized just to be safe.
RichardPencil 32
Adopt it! Guinea pigs are overrated — rats are where it’s at!
davecross 11
If you his him will he cook you ratatouille?
Bubbilility 27
Maybe he was visiting your guinea pigs and wanted to meet their cool roommate?
DataWog 30
I once woke up to a rat crawling all over me under my blankets. I was glad my cat hadn't gotten her, and promptly put her back in her cage. I'm a bit baffled as to how she managed to climb 6 feet up to my loft bed, though.