Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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TotallyAwesome 0
That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.
zombieman000 0
Try one-piece swimsuits.
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thuryn 2
"Arse" is a well-known method of skirting past some Internet profanity filters. Its use is not uncommon anymore because of that. As for bikinis, I still say that bikinis are not for waterparks. Bikinis are for sunbathing. And for the record, they are annoying as hell. I don't want to see that much of your skin, hot or not. Wear a one-piece if you want your clothes to stay on and stop worrying so much whether other people think you look hot in it. Are you there to swim or are you there to pick up guys? Of course, I think one-piece swimsuits are sexier in the first place, so I'm obviously biased on that point, but the above still stands. Bikinis are not PRACTICAL wear for anything other than sunbathing (or cleaning the shower).
eatyouroatmeal 0
Hahahahaha number 47
emt430 0
Oh I'm sorry. I woulda done something rediculous to distract everyone while you got unstuck :-/
rachaelb07 6
#29: Yes. AGREE AGREE AGREE AGREE. :)
LaLaJoy 2
1 - I don't believe this one. They wouldn't build a waterslide that it was possible to get stuck in, for safety reasons as well as practicality. If they did, they would only let people who could fit go down it. I think that the OP just saw one of these funnel rides at a waterpark and thought how funny it'd be if someone got caught in it. :) 2 - For people saying that they wish they'd been there and asking for pics (as if there'd be any), did it ever occur to you that maybe this person (assuming she exists) wasn't attractive? And that furthermore, they're likely overweight? I swear to god, every single FML on here that involves female nudity has a hundred desperate posters begging for nonexistent pics. 3 - For the people calling this most likely made up person a fatty and ESPECIALLY to those saying that people like that destroy society for being unattractive, are you ******* kidding me? Since when do looks have anything to do with what a person is actually like? Aren't you supposed to learn that in kindergarten? People with sh*tty personalities are what ruin society, obviously. 4 - I've always worn two-pieces at waterparks and have never had any problem whatsoever. Two-piece bathing suits have way more functions than trying to be "sexy." Some people simply like the way the look or fit, plus they're a lot more common and therefore easier to buy, they're easier when using the restroom, and they prevent unpleasant tan lines. Wearing a bikini at a waterpark is fine so long as it's one that's likely to stay on you. Besides, what exactly is wrong with trying to look good? Even if you personally consider the person to be unattractive, how f*cking self-centered do you have to be to think that you should determine what other people can and can't wear based on how hot they are?
jabizz 0
Was this at a six flags in kentucky? If so that looks fun FYL indeed. But envy all the teenage boys there
maxm88 0
You must be some fat piece of shit if you got stuck on a water slide that a lot of people go down on a daily basis. FYL? No F the people that had to see your fat ass naked's lives!!!!
bara_fml 0
double knots... as if there are girls who do not know this rule!? f the lives you've scarred.
randomdinosour 0
you guys are assholes for calling this woman fat and ugly and shit... people are beautiful for what's on the inside and if your an asshole like half the people on here then your hideous so font point fingers unless your hands are clean. don't. judge. you are not perfect and OP that majorly sucks but now just wear shorts teehee (;
johnsonbass13 0
what did they use to get you out? I'd say some sort of cooking oil/butter lubricant but you probably would have ended up eating it all.