Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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TotallyAwesome 0
That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.
zombieman000 0
Try one-piece swimsuits.
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speedr 0
Response to number 7....I already reserved my copy LOL.
natpat97 0
haha I was about to say exactly the same thing as 27..
thuryn 2
#228 / LaLaJoy: 1) I agree. Likely fake. Buy hey, you never know. There are engineering dissasters to be had out there. Some of the more spectacular ones have killed people. That's why several people asked where this was. The lack of reply from the OP pretty much clinches this as fake for me. If I posted an FML on here and it got approved, I'd read it! 2) They aren't asking for pics to get ****. The Internet is full of free ****. They're asking either to be assholes, or as a way to say, "So what? Grin and bear it! Hell, we'd like to see it!" It's either really mean or really friendly, but it's not pathetic. 3) Yup. Agreed. Especially since the OP doesn't say she's big or small or whether this was a kiddie ride or anything. People read a LOT into FML posts and then assume that it MUST BE TRUE because they're SO SO SMART that it couldn't be any other way. Bah. 4) Perhaps. Style is hard to nail down. But a two piece suit is more prone to coming off than a one piece, and a two piece shows a lot more skin. These are not subjective things. What your intentions are don't really matter. YOU may like the way it looks, but *I* would rather that you cover a little more. Showing a lot of skin makes it harder for men to take you seriously. It's like waving a donut in a hungry man's face and trying to talk to him about the economy. Now before you go off on a rant about how OMG MEN SHOULD CONTROL THEMSELVES. We do. I'm not saying it's some excuse to go rape six year olds. What I'm saying is that wearing a two piece suit makes it harder for us to NOT think about it. It's *distracting*. So now that you know, it's YOUR DECISION whether you want to make it EASIER or HARDER for people to see you as a person. Besides, as I've said before, I think one piece suits actually look better. And they're only harder to deal with in the bathroom if you have to take a crap. Otherwise, just pull it aside like everyone else (including men) does. A one piece suit is NOT going to come off of you on a water slide. Admit it. Not happenin'. No matter how much you like that two piece, a one piece is better attire for a SLIDE.
blue_virtue 0
I'd have to say YDI. You're supposed to follow the rules when going down a slide, if you were laying on your back, with your feet down, and not up in the air like a fallen turtle, you wouldn't have been stuck. Pity that the bikini came off, but perhaps that wasn't the best choice to bring to a water park. That's more "tanning at the beach" wear isn't it?
speedfreak44 0
Hope you are good looking and if you I would have loved to see it
DieterDerBlau 0
So, any pictures???
regalarius 0
#236: You're not going to arrange your entire wardrobe (even if it's just one or two items) for sliding, if you're going on 2-4 slides and spending the rest of the time in the water or on the sand. I do very much like your explanation of the effect that showing skin has. Yes, there is such a thing as self-discipline, but the process is made easier when there's less skin involved. That being said, *I* enjoy seeing more. :-) I don't think that I agree that a one-piece looks better, either, although it really depends as much on the style and texture on the suit as anything else. Also: I have gotten very close to getting stuck on those things before. Definitely gone slow enough to get run into by the little kids behind me. Then again, I'm massive.
so1337 0
#29 - You're my hero. Spare us the sight of your enormous arse, obese bikini wearer.
FrootLoops_ 0
#17, it's summer here too with great temperature ! it's just mostly freezing in the winter.
atheist666 0
how do u get ur bikini bottoms untied theres no strings and u must be a fatass to get stuck in a slide