Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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TotallyAwesome 0
That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.
zombieman000 0
Try one-piece swimsuits.
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cutiestrawberry2 0
why would it be funnel shaped? ahah
shecks_fml 0
This sounds like a ride in Virginia Beach called the twister or something at OceanBreeze (with the huge gorilla infront) is that what ur talking about?
doomsday09 0
That must suck. If you by any chance knew someone who was there and saw you, could you give me any way of seeing a picture they might have taken.
LaLaJoy 2
#236/thruryn Dude, I don't think that "men need to learn to control themselves"! If I see a hot guy then I'll check him out, and of course it doesn't offend me if guys do the same thing. I really do respect your opinions though, and while I understand that people aren't being serious when they ask for pics, I just think that it's obnoxious. :) I don't think that wearing a two-piece is showing too much skin, even though wearing a SKIMPY two-piece might be. I don't know, maybe you're older? (excuse me if I'm assuming things!) Because two-pieces are so common, people might think someone's a prude for wearing a one-piece (unless it's a monokini). I understand that guys like to see skin on attractive girls, but really, it's the same way when guys are shirtless, and I don't find it harder to take someone seriously based on what they're wearing unless they just look really trashy or ridiculous. But maybe you think two-pieces cross that line, while I think that most people wouldn't see it that way. :) And yeah, wearing a loosely-tied string bikini or a bandeau top at a water park is way too risky!
thuryn 2
LaLaJoy: Of course they're being obnoxious. That's what most of them came here for! *grin* I'm not THAT old... yet. I'm in my mid-thirties. I totally enjoy seeing women in two-piece suits, but there are a lot a lot a LOT of commenters here on FML who would be all "ZOMG GROSSSSS" if they caught me looking. It's the lack of self-awareness and the double standard that gets under my skin as far as that goes, so it was that point that I tried to address. You're right that not all two-piece suits are made the same. I can think of plenty - like the "panty bottoms" - that would probably be just fine at a water park. While it's an assumption, my guess is that the OP wasn't wearing one of the "safer" ones. ;) (And THAT assumes that the OP isn't fake in the first place.) I don't think there's anything prudish about wearing a one-piece, though, not that I give a shit what other people think in the first place. If anything, they do less to break up the curves of a woman's body and end up *accentuating* it more than a two-piece does. Besides, sometimes being forced to imagine what's underneath is better than being shown right up front. Maybe I'm just more interested in women in one-piece suits because they think a little differently in the first place. ;) Not that it matters any more, seeing as I'm married (going on nine years!). So, oh well. My wife wears a one-piece, and she looks damned good in it! ^_^ Oh, and I don't think that wearing a two-piece is massively risque or makes you a **** or anything. I'm not THAT old! ;) I'm just pointing out that it has a certain effect on men. Some women are *looking* for that effect, which is fine. But if you *aren't*, don't come crying to me. If you don't want guys checking you out, wear something more conservative. (Not meaning you personally, LaLa.) ;)
epiclol 0
are you hot? if so then its not like all the guys in the pool were likee ewwww ugly chick naked.
writerajere 0
Just be glad that not a lot of people have cell phones with cameras and internet uploading abilities... ...never mind. The real FML starts when you google "nake woman gets stuck in water slide" and find your picture.
dabum 0
well where was i thats really sucky that the BOTTOM came off you must have made alot of guys HAPPY
ceisfu 0
fake stories make me angry
portisheadroads 0
Now that's embarrassing, and true, bikinis are not a good idea for waterparks... As for the sizes... guys, I got stuck in a funnel-shaped slide when I was a skinny little 8-year old coz I placed my head in the "wrong angle".