Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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TotallyAwesome 0
That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.
zombieman000 0
Try one-piece swimsuits.
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Comments (335)
mavsfan26 5
funny...but I'm not sure I believe it. Even a fat chick would have to do something really outrageous to get lodged in a slide. And the chances of that happening the very same time your string bikini unties is really really unlikely. For those of you thinking she's fat though, I can definitely say I've never seen a fat chick wearing a string bikini. Have you? If you have then FYL.
MiniFil 0
Considering you got stuck you must me really fat, so contrary to popular belief, you probably sent little kids home with nightmares and ruined a lot of peoples days
FMLable 0
hmmm.. I'm thinking this was at the West Edmonton Mall World Waterpark? Going there tomorrow (; anywhoo.. 1- To people saying it's too cold, INDOOR WATERPARKS. Outdoor ones don't tend to have large slides anyways. 2- If this was at WEM, the opening is small enough that someone who is heavy could potentially get stuck. 3- OP, if this was at West Ed, there's nobody allowed in the pool at the same time.. I don't know of anywhere where that does happen, for safety reasons (i.e. landing on someone's head). But the people at the railing... lmao. OP if this is true, can you tell us where you were? Just curious ;)
gooseduck 0
DAMN SON
faceless99 0
@#16 ..karpaltunnell.. wtf..?!? what do you mean "too cold in Canada for waterparks"..? wow.. American indeed xD
HaiHaiHai_fml 0
Boring.
lucky4317 0
Pussy!
AnaDoll 0
Dear lord, are you people honestly arguing whether or not she was fat? This is obviously fake! Ok, FIRST OF ALL. Those slides have huge openings so it's hard to get stuck, if she had her legs up in a V she would have got stuck earlier not at the wider opening, and how would she have got her legs up if it was going to get her stuck in the first place. Second of all, she said her bikini came untied if she was going down butt first as she would have had to have been to come out "arse first" than she should have felt it coming off, it's not like both strings spontaneously poped off then it like flew out from underneath her butt.. yeah, rightt LOL At number 17.. just because it's like -100 all year round doesn't mean we can't have waterparks, ICE IS WATER TOO! lmao
BurnedByLove 0
ubelievable XDDDD sucks sucks sucks...
Taneer 0
#10, that comment was so retarded I could inter-punch you. And who ever said YDI needs to be shot in the face too.