Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
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adropofpeace 8
Well, someone knows what she wants in life.
Azull_fml 8
Like a boss.
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Comments (77)
CitrusGirl 0
How is this an FML? Your daughter is confident and seems to have a big dream for herself. Sounds good to me.
Ratracer 6
How is this an FML. I think it's awesome.
reapermancody 2
how is this an fml?
Hotlanta 5
no doubt about it. she's already a bad ass!
alexavb15 4
lmao , Pimp (:
northern_lights 0
How is this an FML? Your daughter is showing confidence. Stop being a shitty parent and be proud of your child. I know people who live in Alabama aren't always the smartest. I hope you can comprehend what I'm saying.
lmaoatall 6
think your daughter posted an fml not to long ago. something about a lemonaide stand, her workers were pocketing some of the profits. she kicked their asses and fired them...you may want to keep a closer eye on her for now on.
shad72 0
haha thats funny
JennaMarie420 2
atta girl, so young yet so determined. you should be proud instead of worried about it
TylersMB 0
bahaha! omg thats a win for your daughter. shes amazing xD
azuke1 0
pedophile
shad72 0
ur daughter is thinking ahead.... bog time lol