Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Shadic 0
You moronic bitch.
lexiBRo 0
you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different
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Comments (243)
laura_lacrymosa 0
Above the comment box, it says: "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." In my opinion, calling someone a moron is certainly not respectful. Just saying.
midwestjerk 0
Um...little news flash for you, here. It might come as a shock to you, but here we go: No one gives a shit about that line. The bitch is a moron.
smashyy 0
Yeah, no one listens to that #25 OP is a moron. At least get a little closer and make sure it's him before you do anything drastic. Bitch. YDI
taoxyeuxmay 4
you might be a jerk, but you, sir, are right. Dude, what an idiot.
XOfiestypixie 0
The key word is TRY. People can TRY to be respectful all they want, but when it comes to pure acts of moronity, it's sometimes just not possible. =)
alexgisforme3 0
im so sorry lol. i guess he looked like ur bf then
awwwdammit 0
nice! you're a jealous, untrusting idiot, AND you apparently can't tell your boyfriend from a complete stranger. congratulations, someone make this chick a trophy.
burymeinmemory 0
only in ny. haha dontcha think tht was a little rash?? w/e we all do stupid things.
coca_chloe 0
ha. you should know what your boyfriend looks like.. hahaha. wow.
BladeSlayer 0
YDI for being a jealous bitch.
LoveFifteen 0
Umm, New York is a state, not a city. This girl could be from a tiny, tiny town in upstate New York that is more culturally similar to a small town in Ohio then New York City. Just sayin'. LOL @ the OP. This is not an FML at all.
rawrrr101 0
lmfao. smooth.
DeadMansCrack 4
You deserve it , you blind bitch. I hate when girls slap guys. Most guys are gentlemen and won't hit back. Some day, a girl is gonna slap the wrong guy. (cough,cough) *Chris Brown*. But seriously one time my friend started clawing me and slapping me because she thought I threw something at her, and I couldn't do anything about it. Watch your back OP, because soon you'll come across a guy that won't just sit there and do nothing when you throw a hissy fit and go around slapping them.
icertainlysuck 0
I agree, bitches in this country think they can do anything the **** they want to hurt guys. **** that C*nt!
ImTheAlpha 30
Guys aren't supposed to hit girls? I thøught that that was normal for guys to hit girls..
Kaineshiru 0
Be happy the woman he was with didn't drop you to the ground and go ape-shit on you, or worse... He presses assault charges! You deserve it and are lucky that situation didn't go from bad to worse for you!