Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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airforce987 20
I guess you made a good FIRST impression!
DGross 8
Now that's just awkward... next time "loo"k before you leak... Imagine if he got a boner... FYL indeed
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Comments (90)
Kyren 1
You people are so ******* simple. Yes, ajar and loo are words. get over it!
angrynegro7 16
Good news: Perfect time for a golden shower, OP! Bad news: You just got an idea of what your bf is going to look like when he gets as old as his dad! It's a push.
sabatical 0
now this is a refreshing fml. made my day!
comedychick 1
lmao you should have made convorsation
sabatical 0
poop in the tub and run for your life!... hey that's a great break up plan. hmmm
PaigeWhitney 0
haha that's pretty gross and funny haha
rachexl 0
dont even have to read the comments to know that 20 people complained about the word loo and 20 more said she should **** him
saleen 0
haha u said loo
dylansomething 0
if the lights on and ur at sum one elses house. you knock
sarebear123 0
i did that once, it's not that bad.