Today, while using my phone camera as a mirror, I managed to broadcast a Facebook Live video of myself applying haemorrhoid cream to my asshole. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Today, I had to prepare a good setup to video chat with my friend in Hong Kong. I was so focused on the right lighting and angle, I didn't pay attention to what was in the background… Until my friend started giggling because she saw my tighty whitey-clad ass in the reflection of the mirror behind me. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML
Today, it's only when my mom knocked on the door and asked, "Are you alright in there?" that I realised that I had been scrolling through the same Instagram feed whilst sat on the toilet for an hour. My legs had gone numb and I'm pretty sure the toilet seat is forever engraved in my arse cheeks. FML
Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML
Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML
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EVR 8
Yeah that's on you. There are like 10 steps to broadcast to FB live while only like 2 to open a camera. How many people actually saw it?
RichardPencil 32
Someone made an ass of themselves on the internet -- LITERALLY! Kids, that's the right way to use "literally." It's rare to use it, so if you're saying it three times in a sentence, you're better off using "um."
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EVR 8
Yeah that's on you. There are like 10 steps to broadcast to FB live while only like 2 to open a camera. How many people actually saw it?
JackWood 21
Fun from down under!
Malachi Malachi 4
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣
RichardPencil 32
Someone made an ass of themselves on the internet -- LITERALLY! Kids, that's the right way to use "literally." It's rare to use it, so if you're saying it three times in a sentence, you're better off using "um."
dasin 18
your suppose to put those kinda video on a different site
bobsanction 18
How unfamiliar with your body are you that you need a mirror to find your asshole?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Do you not own any kind of mirror?