Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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airforce987 20
I guess you made a good FIRST impression!
DGross 8
Now that's just awkward... next time "loo"k before you leak... Imagine if he got a boner... FYL indeed
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Comments (90)
Bawvie 1
YDI for being unobservant.
bamskey 0
wtf do ajar and loo mean
real_culprit6 0
ajar-open loo-toilet It's still English. Haha
campbellshayla73 0
oh very ackward
rideacowgirl11 0
it's awkward not ackward.
silversea19 0
y would he be in the bath clothed?? op, you should knock, he should close the door.
perdix 31
Periscope up?
strength413 8
that is probably the best comment in fmylife history. that's hilarious.
bfffness 0
loo? ajar? what's wrong with you
H8fulwanker 1
@43 It's called being English, you retarded wanker! Do you not know what wanker means either? Go sod yourself for being ignorant! Google those words, won't take you less than two minutes to find out their meanings. It probably took you about 5 minutes to whine and comment on this FML about how you didn't know what those words mean. Guess we all know where your priorities are, you gob-shite!
hp72396 0
google this you condomhead
iFellytone 0
I thought everyone knew what ajar meant. As in, it's a word common to both the major English's
H8fulwanker 1
@50 condomhead? Really? Is that the best you can come up with? Why didn't you just say lint licker?
H8fulwanker 1
@50 Condomhead? Really? Is that the best you can come up with? Why didn't you just say lint-licker?
koco4 0
or coodiehead, doodooface
SirJamie77 7
Can you imagine if the OP went for a shit instead?
barney733 0
EWWW
bobislaughin 0
wow u should have taken off your clothes and lock the door and join him lmao that would be funny...and act like your a hooker lmao
king_allyson 0
why is everyone getting mad just because some people dont know the words ajar and loo? i dnt know what they mean and ive never herd them till now. so **** yuu.
H8fulwanker 1
I think "loo" and "ajar" are not the only words you didn't know. "Don't", "heard" and "you" are not in your dictionary either.
heartsongs27 0
You also seem to have problems with capitalization.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I don't think the issue is that they didn't know the words; the issue is that one of them insinuated something was wrong with the OP for using them.