Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Top comments
teamlightskin 14
Did he throw you off of him? If not, he is a keeper :)
wilsontws 18
Did he feel the warmth of your gesture?
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Comments (140)
websphere69 27
Better to be pissed on thanto be pissed off.....
robotiick7 23
You were marking your territory op!
tenac71 6
classic golden shower scenario he secretly loved I don't care what he said
yuzuru_fml 12
that sure sucked
incoherentrmblr 22
Well, aren't you the female R. Kelly...
wowthatissad 9
If he didn't care then urine luck
fabforever 10
That's awkward for everybody in the pool!!
Dinonick 15
Wow I am really suprised there are not more YDIs. Seriously you PEED ON A GUY!. Who does that?
TheLadyOpal 30
There are probably not as many YDIs since it's pretty clear in the FML that she didn't intend to piss on the guy she liked.
lectricpharaoh 9
If she wasn't potty trained, she a) shouldn't have neglected her diapers, and b) shouldn't have been in a pool.
NSN82 13
Seriously, #109? A lot of women have problems like this. Sneezing, coughing, laughing, or any kind of pressure on the abdominal area can cause a little unintentional urination. No need to judge and mock OP over something that she can't control.
exlexx 12
a serious adult would wear some kind of diaper then... this one i just disgusting.. if she knows she has a problem, sho should take care of it..
vintaqe 28
Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Or is it the other way around, OP? ;)
calucalay 13
you know it might not have even been pee OP. it could have just been the water that was in there from when yiu were swimming....