Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Top comments
teamlightskin 14
Did he throw you off of him? If not, he is a keeper :)
wilsontws 18
Did he feel the warmth of your gesture?
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Comments (140)
teamlightskin 14
Did he throw you off of him? If not, he is a keeper :)
ILoveMyArm 15
Or it would be a sign that he has an unusual pee fetish.
vipirius 18
Wait, pee fetishes are unusual?
d4m4s74 12
Yes. You can't believe how hard it is to find someone who has one
Koppol 15
Well that could end up being an extremely stinky relationship.
TheCanucklehead 22
It'd wouldn't be stinky if it weren't so pissy
RoboCunnilingus 23
Kinky. You mean kinky.
TheBrochure 22
#37 - It is also incredibly difficult to find someone who is accepting of a partner with one. Uh, I mean-not that I'm looking...
lbrown66 12
#65 he also doesn't have rotating blades
lbrown66 12
That was meant for 68... Damn
ENLT 6
#65 & #37: look! FML bringing people together. Those with pee fetishes and those that want people with pee fetishes.
exlexx 12
its just disgusting. peeing on another person, in public in a party. yuk.
wilsontws 18
Did he feel the warmth of your gesture?
friedpwnadge 25
Looks like you showered him with greetings. R.Kelley would be proud.
SpicyDuck 22
Trying to mark your territory?
ositoakaluis 16
OP he won't need a bath after you just gave him a golden shower ;)
salazara 10
OP, it's not your fault you felt the urge to shower him with affection.
FimogenFeels 14
Aww!! Sorry that happened OP. Maybe he'll get over it and you guys will joke about it some day.
exlexx 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
how the f... can you feel sorry for a person who chooses to pee on another person in public? not to mention public and a pool? if op is 3years old. okey.. but otherwise??
ottokat 15
Did you read the FML? Of course OP didnt choose to pee on her crush! Dont you ever accidentally and completely randomly let out a drop of pee?
MikeonFML 17
Actually guys don't really just "let out a drop of pee," usually it's all or nothing
ottokat 15
Well just to let you know, girls do. There, I said it. It's completely random, uncontrollable, and pretty uncommon, but it does happen. Very unlucky for OP that her brain decided that then was the ideal time and place.
Amoondris 17
It just means that she has an extremely weak pelvic floor, this is what kegels are for.
carleybeak 21
Did it piss him off?
MissVeracity 12
He may have taken it as a gesture of her love... To be peed on will give you a warm feeling, sharing a rather intimidate experience of bodily fluids with the opposite sex - Nah, what am I saying? FYL. That is literally the worse thing you can do to your crush. Unless he's into being R-Kelly'd.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I think it pissed him on.
angeluv_2014 22
This is one of those FMLs that I really want to hear the rest of the story. O.o
ltaper11 20
I bet it was the number one reason he isn't a fan
nateborg13 9
Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Oh wait...
RedPillSucks 33
It's a good thing he wasn't turned around the other way...
Mobyman30 9
Be glad it was pee and not....well you know...
pedinhuh 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What the hell OP? So you thought it would be OK to pee in pool while other people, including the guy you "like" were swimming? Disgusting.
RedPillSucks 33
Technically, she wasn't in the pool, she was wrapped around her crushes neck/back.
ShakeDisPlace 10
OP also stated that she did not intend to pee
iAlissa 34
I seriously don't think she meant to pee. What a rude comment.
Mossears133 15
There are two types of people in this world, people who say they've peed in a pool and DIRTY ******* LIARS
lectricpharaoh 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If OP didn't mean to do it, then she needs to ask her parents to potty train her PROPERLY this time, because that's just disgusting.
slimkelsey 17
You're an asshole. Bet you've pissed in the pool too.
sillyrosster 11
#108 Sometimes it just happens, dick..
iAlissa 34
#108 just boarded the asshole train too. Toot toot.
Habu987 9
I can honestly say I've peed in just about every pool I've been in for longer than 10 minutes or so. Me and probably every other competitive swimmer out there! That being said...peeing *on* someone is just a teeny tiny bit different than just peeing in the pool!
thundercloud363 10
I honestly have never peed in the pool.. But once as a little kid in the ocean :/ I was like 7
Jea2096 11
Im sure it will all turn out fine OP!
therealafroninga 10
As did R.Kelly
fareith 15
Since when does pissing on a dudes neck ever turn out fine?
firstbasemaster 15
Thats one way to tell him that you like him
lightanddark 17
whatever makes you wet I guess
illegalbeagle69 23
Pool water?
midnight706 8
its happends. OP you guys will one day be able to joke all about it.