Today, I found out the guy who rejected me just two days ago, and who told me he was “asexual” and “incapable of feeling romantic love” is in fact very sexual, and very much in love, in the backseat of his SUV with another girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend decided to tell me he found a girl in his hometown he’s become attracted to, and that he doesn’t love me anymore. He says we can "still be friends." I’d just driven 100 miles to see him. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
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Chazzster 32
Not every combination “clicks” for whatever reason or another. And people are not always entirely honest of their reasons for not being attracted or for breaking up. And to be honest, many people are also not ready to hear the truth. So this sounds like a version of the famous “it’s not you, it’s me.”… OP, don’t obsess over relationships that didn’t work out. Learn from the past if you can, but look primarily to the future.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe she cured him?
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Chazzster 32
Not every combination “clicks” for whatever reason or another. And people are not always entirely honest of their reasons for not being attracted or for breaking up. And to be honest, many people are also not ready to hear the truth. So this sounds like a version of the famous “it’s not you, it’s me.”… OP, don’t obsess over relationships that didn’t work out. Learn from the past if you can, but look primarily to the future.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe she cured him?
Razath 17
Why are people so afraid to just say, "No/I'm flattered, but I'm just not into you that way." YLS for being lied to, my sympathies. At least now you know he has no qualms lying and can, hopefully, move on.