Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Top comments
teamlightskin 14
Did he throw you off of him? If not, he is a keeper :)
wilsontws 18
Did he feel the warmth of your gesture?
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Comments (140)
CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16
OPCopied this right out of a Seventeen Magazine..word for word.
Binglebeee 16
Anyone said anything about marking your teritory yet?
crazyhorsey 2
Eww you nasty dirty horsey. Wear a diaper next time :)
vlalam 24
I heard animals mark their territory and things they belong to by peeing and after we are social animals ;)
mosquito19 14
would you not notice if some pour hot coffee down your neck. yeah, it is exactly like that.
hurley12 30
Oh god D: FYL
chasing_silence 10
shit happens. no wait. that would have been a lot worse
Playful1985 9
You might have squirted because of excitement
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
No. Female ejaculation is caused by stimulation of the G-spot and excitment or arousal alone would not cause such a response.
the_real_dvd 21
Unless the pool water was 98.6 degrees, he was going to notice. Try some kegel exercises.
mld4657 28
I take he's not into golden showers