Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Top comments
teamlightskin 14
Did he throw you off of him? If not, he is a keeper :)
wilsontws 18
Did he feel the warmth of your gesture?
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Comments (140)
maddienoelle 13
LITERALLY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Literally how did you not grasp the fact that she didn't pee on him on purpose?
exlexx 12
she is old enough to take care of her own problems.. if she is having a pee problem, she better deal with it, like all responsible adults do.
xMew 7
That sucks
termin8tor786 10
Nasty biatch!!!
empbob 20
Tell him you didn't pee, tell him you were excited and squirted, guys love squirters...
epilepticloh 20
Marking your territory I see :)
seamonkeys 10
Sorry OPee, you must have been pissed, but urine for relief if it becomes a golden opportunity to shower him with your warm affection but it may not be a wiz to talk to him at first. Just make sure you don't bladder on and on. Play the song "yellow" for him.
Royalistic 8
Lovely.
Fmlsea 28
you lost any chance you might of had , why wouldnt you of just said I need a break for a minute and go to the toilet like a normal person. YDI
IT_Nird95 9
Yes, in all seriousness, if he didn't throw you off in disgust than he was probably fine with it.
AABabe 12
I read this exact same thing in a magazine last year. Smh.