Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, I took a selfie at a concert with the stage in the background. As I tilted my head to get the perfect angle, I knocked over the guy in front of me’s beer. He turned around just in time to see me dripping in weak piss beer, and my selfie became a snapshot of my humiliation. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, I was so parched I had to take way too long at the water fountain. I was drinking for so long a line started to form. As I finished my drink, the guy behind me puked on my back. FML
Today, I went to a music festival in an area where the weather is practically sunny all year round, but for this special occasion it rained the whole time, turning the venue into a giant mud pit. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
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Top comments
Jrefinne 7
They makes sense. The security throws water, the fans piss it out.
Mauskau 36
Hahahaha owned
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Comments (163)
klsydggn 16
Yyyuuuucckkkk
Rj93 8
Surely you'd just expect that at gigs/festivals :P especially festivals, not saying you deserved it though, that's pretty gross.
Daralea 21
None of the rock festivals I've gone to ever had people do that! :| Where do YOU go?
InsanePPG 25
I would NOT expect that at gigs/festivals. And don't call me Shirley.
Rj93 8
Download festival in the UK... haha, 'nuff said.
osteobabe 13
Exactly! Any metal festival in the UK really..
Kath06 4
Hahahaha. You deserve it. You didn't wait your turn.
Buzzy123 7
I'd be pissed off.
aliadnan708 6
Ahahaha funny so hot does hot piss taste like lol
AffenKid 9
Golden Shower?
bubo_fml 11
With those oral skillz, you'll be backstage in no time!
evalynmohr 9
What the hell, who would do that?! Nasty.
erockinthesuburb 17
Was it a R Kelly concert?? lol. FYL for sure...
BIEBERSLAYER 10
He was singing his hit "piss on you".
bigguy123456 2
Ydi for stupidity reasons:P