Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, I took a selfie at a concert with the stage in the background. As I tilted my head to get the perfect angle, I knocked over the guy in front of me’s beer. He turned around just in time to see me dripping in weak piss beer, and my selfie became a snapshot of my humiliation. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, I was so parched I had to take way too long at the water fountain. I was drinking for so long a line started to form. As I finished my drink, the guy behind me puked on my back. FML
Today, I went to a music festival in an area where the weather is practically sunny all year round, but for this special occasion it rained the whole time, turning the venue into a giant mud pit. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
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Top comments
Jrefinne 7
They makes sense. The security throws water, the fans piss it out.
Mauskau 36
Hahahaha owned
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Comments (163)
perdix 31
You got a face full of hot piss for free and you're complaining?!?! I have to pay 20 bucks for that!
pinkspaceboundro 0
Not on china!
perdix 31
Another sign that America's best days are behind us! We used to be where the world came to get cheap, hot piss thrown in their face. Now, China is taking that over, too! Have those people no shame! Pretty soon a Cleveland Steamer and a Boston Pancake with be undercut with the Beijing Steamer and the Shanghai Pancake. At least the all-American Blumpkin cannot be duplicated!
ngarcia333 0
Hahahaha
not_cool808 16
congrad...,you got blessed xD
4gethishit 4
I swear to God I would have ******* thrown up on them.
pfx2_fml 15
Some people like that stuff
rarememory 7
Got a dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbits lmao
DocBastard 40
Because it hit her in the face, genius. Did you set your brain to "Standby" before commenting?
neonsugarXx 0
Wtf?
agoth 0
what kind of music festival's do you attend?
kroekdog 7
You weren't pissed off... But pissed on.
zombiekitten87 12
Well, that's disgusting. Where the hell was your mouth that you could accidentally catch piss with it???? Even if it had been water, chances are it came from a garden hose and was put in a not quite food safe bucket, so maybe next time you see fluids of any kind flying towards you, your first instinct won't be to leap in their path, mouth open. I can think of so many, many things wrong with that picture lol
HomeAl0ne 20
I suspect she's confusing two different events. One was where she innocently opened her mouth and unexpectedly got some hot piss in it. The other was at a concert.