Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, I took a selfie at a concert with the stage in the background. As I tilted my head to get the perfect angle, I knocked over the guy in front of me’s beer. He turned around just in time to see me dripping in weak piss beer, and my selfie became a snapshot of my humiliation. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, I was so parched I had to take way too long at the water fountain. I was drinking for so long a line started to form. As I finished my drink, the guy behind me puked on my back. FML
Today, I went to a music festival in an area where the weather is practically sunny all year round, but for this special occasion it rained the whole time, turning the venue into a giant mud pit. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
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Top comments
Jrefinne 7
They makes sense. The security throws water, the fans piss it out.
Mauskau 36
Hahahaha owned
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Comments (163)
screamingmonkey 0
Ahhhh, nothing better than an anonymous golden shower from multiple people....FYL
dubstepp 15
This is sooooooo gross!!!! Recently just a week ago I was at a show in Red rocks and some one sprayed f$&@ing mayonnaise in the crowd and it got on me and my boyfriend!!!!!! I terribly HATE the smell if it! I was so mad ppl are fing rude!
MIKMAQ 0
Were you pissed? lol
cedeez 0
Dumb
cajunblood33 0
so u just open your moth randomly when some kind of liquid is being thrown at u?...I'm not judging but I think you should Change your habbits
kristena103 14
Atleast u helped it could've ended up all over her or him
Kiyaralovestolol 14
Of course this is in the uk..
pinkbabypuff1 0
Ewwww! That sucks
OhSunshinex3 13
That is so gross.
SexPot143 13
Haha should never trust another fan. YDI for being that dumb