Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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iknowimawesome 13
You're going to be a YouTube STAR!
princessbits 17
Your roommates are jerks
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pwiseman 6
Run away from those singing nerds.
Jojonik17 6
YouTube star....defently a YouTube sensation XD
millykays 1
This was Kentucky Allstate actually. We sing the National Anthem outside of our rooms in the Hyatt Hotel because of the way the hotel is built. It's circular so the acoustics are cool. :) We sing The National Anthem because it's a song everyone there knows. It has nothing to do with patriotism.
cis1den 0
Dude, your Life sucks! ~ Get a real Job!
aperfectxdeath 3
The star spangled banner is such a boring poem. It's almost 200 years old. I say it's time we get a new anthem. As for then pulling you out of the shower like that...it better have been women doing it. Even still though they can go **** themselves. I would have kicked some ass, and filed for sexual harassment. You just don't do stuff like that. No one has respect these days.
writergirl23 19
At least you got to wear a towel.
Outcast24 0
Sorry to hear that :/ ur roommates seem like a-holes
my_life17 1
I participated in Kentucky Allstate in high school! I recognized the tradition when they explained it! It's true, every night in the Hyatt Hotel in Louisville, all the choir members sing The Star Spangled Banner at 11pm because the hotel has 18 floors that all come together in a giant square overlooking the lobby and it makes a great sound when we all sing together :) too bad you had to sing in your towel...
hopef33110 7
Omg they have choir conventions? I wanna go to one!