Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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iknowimawesome 13
You're going to be a YouTube STAR!
princessbits 17
Your roommates are jerks
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Comments (103)
iknowimawesome 13
You're going to be a YouTube STAR!
theaws0m3guy 4
TMEA?!?
Michael912 3
Well at least he'll be star so theres a bright side
ScaughtieHolden 11
That's a violation of your First Amendment rights, you don't have to sing it...
sryu 9
Maybe OP is not American
rttr 18
Then why are they singing it?
Danny0522 8
66- the national anthem of any country, or do you believe that the US is the only country with a national anthem?
AnonymousTroll 2
If someone can post a link, I will be forever trolling. And grateful.
lorraineald 7
Actually in some clubs when you sign up for them then you agree to doing certain things, like for example singing the national anthem. It's not violating OP's first amendment because OP doesn't HAVE to be in choir, and they don't HAVE to be at that convention.
princessbits 17
Your roommates are jerks
CalCommando 6
Naked is the new clothed.
Boston_4_Life 3
Best natinol anthem performance ever!
MyLoveDrunk 11
Sorry but if this spelling doesn't bother people then I don't know what will. **national
zeromarth 2
your just a bitch
JurassicHole 5
41- You're* Also, there should be a period at the end of that sentence sir.
MikeDa1Da 14
40- it was a sipmle typing error. Go bitch about something else somewhere else.
Naitras 15
simple* You're welcome
WitchyArmyWife00 0
You mean "you're welcome!". Leaving out the"!" is like forgetting to put the cherry on top of the sundae. :)
Boston_4_Life 3
Dude this is FML not english class, stop worrying about how people spell and go have fun
MyLoveDrunk 11
81- it isn't about not having fun though, it's about settling a pet peeve.
emba_fml 13
Should've dropped the towel.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Not everyone wants to be eyecandy #5.
bobchickenfart 5
or a *****.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
"Oh say can you see"...would take a whole different meaning.
Ecklcakes 15
It would have been worse if you were a bad singer.
ScarletBloom 14
That's part of their culture?
rattusrattus 19
I can think of many better ways to instill patriotism. For example, CHOCOLATE BISCUITS DELIVERED BY THE QUEEN. Or days off for Royal Weddings.
bizarre_ftw 22
33 - I'm SO curious to hear what country you think this is
derek1719 2
Hi, how are you?
rattusrattus 19
They were just hypotheticals. And much better way to encourage patriotism than pulling people out of showers and making them sing.
abbybailey204 19
I always lock the door when I take a shower
absolutegrrr 7
Shower curtain?
tdrtnlz 7
30 - Bathroom door?
robertlovespi 3
Privacy locks don't keep people who want in out... They more or less keep somebody from accidentally walking in on somebody. A paper clip renders most bathroom door locks useless.
capslockisgood 19
30 What kind of shower curtains are you using?
ICATiger 13
Me Gusta....
Jakesterk96 8
J'adore....
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
Not sure if me gusta.
samikitty961 8
ich mag.
jmuld 3
German... -.-
wittygirl 8
Thank you Captn Obvious. ...
KatieKupcake4195 9
At least you weren't naked. That would have been worse. Still, FYL. I'm sorry. That sounds terribly embarrassing :(
Clamcreepy 7
I should be seeing you as a Internet sensation I can't wait when tosh 2.0 gets a load of this video
Pentium_4 27
supposedly tosh is getting replaced. and holy **** you've written 100 FML's and none were posted. FYL
Taylo12237 5
0 confirmed out of 124 posted... That's rough