Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was debating which hurts more: child-birth or a kick to the testicles. Some guy spouted the old urban legend that a nut-kick is 9000 "dels", and giving birth is 57, so I proved that no such measurement of pain exists. His comeback was to sucker-punch me to the floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML
Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML
Today, my wife was in labour and bouncing on her inflatable ball to relieve the pain when it popped. This thing has lasted her entire pregnancy and it chose to burst now, sending her crashing to the floor groin first while 8 cm dilated. And as the husband, it is of course all my fault, you bastard. FML
Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
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Top comments
Grimmerie 31
Impregnate her.
XxHoPPoxX 8
Balls to you
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Comments (260)
XxHoPPoxX 8
Balls to you
dirtroadboy 7
Next time just don't debate with a woman. They will always win unfortunately.
xFluttershy 7
she kicked it so you couldn't impregnate her to prove her wrong:p
ICATiger 13
Maybe his girlfriend is Lady Gaga and knows what its like to get kicked in the balls??
ScaughtieHolden 11
12, the bigger the truck, the smaller the..
nava1210 12
Just kick her in the ******, my girlfriend said it hurts a lot when I did it out of reaction of her tickling me.
cH1N1chunga 5
Getting kicked in the nuts hurts as much as a girl giving birth to 360 babies
chrisauh 4
Any woman that kicks a guy in the balls deserves a kick to the face. Then they ask for respect..smh.
Blueglasscup 18
107, I can't take you seriously with that DP.
CopehagenCanMan 0
46- Gas milage? Im not sure I.understand what you're trying to say
Metal_Chick 15
75- really?????? hmmmmm.."you think maybe girls keep their balls in the inside of their tummies?"
jizzwold 21
Of course giving birth hurts more than a kick to the balls. Still getting kicked in the balls is extremely painful and she should never try to hurt you that bad no matter what you said. The only time it is appropriate to kick a man in the testicles is if you are being attacked and that will help you get away. Violence begets violence.
nava1210 12
Honestly there is no right answer, for guys it depends on the severity of the hit. And for girls it depends on many factors (position of baby, bigger or smaller size of baby, etc) There are several women who said giving birth was not painful. (which is lucky) Alright, I'm leaving.
zinoxity 23
Getting kicked in the balls hurts more. Often, a lot of women who have given birth, say, "I want another baby!". But you never hear a guy saying, "I want to be kicked in the balls again!". I'm just saiyan.jpg (It's a joke, in case you took it seriously)
dirtroadboy 7
46, smaller the what? Sorry I didn't buy to make up for lacking something. I think your comment shows a hint of envy. The only thing that got smaller with that truck was my bank account. Come talk to me when you drive a 25k diesel.
tjv3 10
This should read My NOW EX girlfriend
muzy 23
#169 so you're a med student huh ? I'am a farmer. Now that this has been said, stfu no one cares about perceived pain etc and fyi pain doesn't exist. It really doesn't.
Pixxio_O 11
Your balls, godammit!
LolFMLnot 10
169 congratulation , you just wrote a book on this FML
ZippandButtons 7
Oh shit, everybody, it's an actual factual doctor. Wait there 169, I need to find some babies to throw at you...
buck33 14
94 - doubtful. Getting kicked in the balls sucks and is really painful but I'm pretty sure giving birth would be worse.
LolFMLnot 10
174 because gettibg kicked in the balls doesn't make you a family, but it can stop you from making one O.o .... #justsaying (i kno u were joking)
Codezlol 21
Tell her " well now you won't have to worry about giving birth anytime soon" lol
Hidebehindarock 19
This is wrong..read a little about decimals of pain..you can test for how much something hurts.
Bree12345 15
lol FYL
manatees_r_epic 0
25, not always. Many times it's YDI. That's why we have two buttons to vote with..
EvilTwerp 12
I down voted you, 59. I hate you people who always say YDI. Many times it's not YDI.
SandiRainbowFish 20
65- Many times it IS YDI, and many times it's not. How much clearer could they get?
LoneDesertFox 3
Ooooo. Bree so cute..
lifeisabitchthen 4
Owned.
ICATiger 13
Another person wanting to get top comment but failing......
BeefyQueef 5
I agree. Such disappointingly terrible comments.
kansah 25
Unlucky.
Justin23L 2
Get her pregnant.
LightningCactus 12
In what universe is that unlucky?
Goatinsfriend 8
That debate went quite well. /sarcasm. FYL.
absolutegrrr 7
Great comment. /sarcasm
Pentium_4 27
Idiocracy reference?
Goatinsfriend 8
My name has an inside joke to it. Get your Head out if your ass.
LilTiki559 13
If you meant the guy that posted the FML, why did you post on this guys thread?..Thread Jacker.
Goatinsfriend 8
Oh, alright then.
Pentium_4 27
because 147 said to look at OP's name. why so serious?
Goatinsfriend 8
I skimmed through it, my bad.
Pentium_4 27
i was talkin to 195, but he might have been talking to 147. not sure
Grimmerie 31
Impregnate her.
ICATiger 13
Wait I don't think he finshed it. Impregnate her. And move to mexico and change your name to Pablo. Must of sent it to early. Oh yeah don't forget the mustash!
katieeamberr 2
I don't think OP can after that o_o
MedKits 9
26 - I'm pretty sure he wasn't being serious.
Tommay186 7
Win
habick 4
^^^^^you need to relax
baby_sp00n 0
Might have been a joke buddy
asoptavlo14 6
#26, I'm pretty sure he was kidding...
pm_sky 0
i hope she bought you a drink after
Poser1337 5
If she ever wants to have kids with you, that was not her best idea.
Suchagoonnn 4
Transvestites are the key
alrightmylover 5
dump her
Goatinsfriend 8
That'd be quite harsh.
wittygirl 8
If a girl donkey punched your boys would you wanna keep dating her? I'd fear she just start doin that if she didn't get her way. If I were a man and a chick did that I'd find a more respectful woman.
rocky910 5
Trannys can't give birth dumbass!!