Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML
Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML
Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
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racerapj 10
There still was an explosion in your pants.
ManInTheMachine 20
You should've pulled out your pickaxe and built a wall around that shit. Creepers are serious business.
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Comments (102)
BobbyBoss 10
Omg if you like Minecraft or however you spell it, you might want a life. (:
unknown_user5566 27
How do you equate playing a game to someone not having a life? That would be like me saying "if you're on FML, you should probably get a life." He was at a barbecue socializing with his family. I think that qualifies as "having a life".
AlexaWuzHere 31
I play minecraft and a few other games when I don't have any other plans. The only way it would mean you didn't have a life is if you prioritize the game over hanging out with friends and family, which OP is clearly not doing.
DeW_DoGgY 1
Oh, let me guess you're one of those tards who thinks every COD is different and original too, as well as thinking your a total bad ass, cause you can name a gun, well whoop de ******* doo, assclown
AwsumShyGuy 12
Inconsiderate and shallow assholes need to get lives too you know.
CoolRainbowdash 15
Minecraft is awesome!! :D
stormchaser24 24
Sorry but YDI if a game scared you that much. How about you take a break from the computer and go outside.
Shrike 24
He was outside, you ******* moron. Learn to read.
unknown_user5566 27
I find it ironic when people advise others to "get a life" instead of participating in games, while posting on a website.
greenie213 23
That'sssssss a very nicccccccce grill you have there. It would be a ssssssshame if anything were to happen to it.
KiddNYC1O 22
Where is this from?!!
AlexaWuzHere 31
Yogscast on YouTube(: their username is bluexephos
AndersHolmvich 2
^ This girl deserves a medal.
penguindude82 2
yes, folks. minecraft is genuinely scary sometimes. ive played many creepy games. resident evil, silent hill, tons of others. minecraft is the only game in recent history that can consistently make me jump.
bTOhno 3
Then I'd recommend you try out Slender or SCP:Containment Breach or Amnesia:The Dark Descent. All games that make me want to unleash my bowels everywhere.
666from1134 3
Life is a game, but gaming too much leaves you with no life.
String_of_Fate 8
I hope that you guys do realize that when you play a scary game (and probably finished it) you can't always forget the scary moments/sounds. Just because he jumped at that (which btw I wouldn't be surprised if other people jumped too) doesn't mean he spends his time gaming. I mean, he is at a bbq ._.
arw31089 2
Lmao! Love it... Would have done the same thing... Maybe you should take a break from those late night sessions
firephinix 1
xD lol!!! Thy happened to me to 0.0 but I ran and screamed didn't jump and shat my pants
ElricMustang 23
That's the part where I just continuously jump in the opposite direction. I once had a situation similar to this lol
ElricMustang 23
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