Traditions suck
Today, my fiance told me that his father would need to check my hymen is intact to ensure I'm pure before we get married. This is a new one. FML
Today, my fiance told me that his father would need to check my hymen is intact to ensure I'm pure before we get married. This is a new one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my mother burst into tears and hysterics when she found out my fiancée and I were not "pure" for our upcoming wedding. I'm 28, she's 27, and we've lived together for four years. FML
Today, I finally told my fiancé about the crippling sexual abuse I suffered through as a child. He immediately broke off the wedding. His reason? He can't marry someone who isn't "pure". FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
Today, my dad thought it appropriate to ask if my boyfriend, who was in the other room, was circumcised. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
Today, my husband and I returned from a much needed weekend away. I found out that during that time, his weird ass parents tried to force our daughter to do one of those creepy virginity pledges, complete with a “purity” ring ceremony. She’s literally 9 years-old. FML
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Gabbz737 12
& there's the break up
SM79 6
That's a red flag....I'd call off the wedding.
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Comments (24)
Gabbz737 12
& there's the break up
Wadlaen 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well, do you have anything to fear..?
peterblack67 9
yea she does. some freaking creep looking at her privates.
Hangryko 32
@Wadlaen - Yup, idiots like you.
tounces7 28
Found the Trump voter.
Wadlaen 24
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Well, to be honest, I'm glad I'm not american, so I don't have to choose on whom to vote of the candidates you've had for the last elections😜
Ambrily 27
You should be ashamed just for writing this.
Wadlaen 24
Well, I'm not...
Bogrbon 27
Umm, nope. That’s none of his damn business, and scientifically dubious even if it were.
lestat2020 1
Run away!
SM79 6
That's a red flag....I'd call off the wedding.
peterblack67 9
I hope you told him no. He does not need to check your hymen. ewww
Crowned Sataness 12
I've actually heard of this before. run. if your fiance isn't willing to defend you on something like this, you're in for a long miserable marriage. his family will own you.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
RUN!!! GET OUT!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!
RichardPencil 32
That's just an excuse for him to finger you. You probably should say no.
OxfordPictionary 10
RUN